Have you ever wondered what a horse toenail taste like? I was at a stable place thingy and one of the owners told a story where he mentioned dogs like like to chew on horse hoofs, and a dude asked him why they liked to and if it tasted good. So the guy sampled it and said it wasn't bad, and wanted to know if anyone wanted to try it, so I did. It doesn't taste any different than a human toenail, in fact it's kinda tasty. Now I bet your wondering why would i know how a toenail taste, so I tell you that as a little kid I chew my finger nails, and once I needed to trim my toenails and didn't what to go get the toenail clippers so i bit them off. It taste just like a fingernail and is a lot more chewy almost like gum, so now if I'm bare foot and in the mood to chew I chew my toenails. Disturbed? You should be, if not I've sampled how a lot of things taste and very little things people would never put in there mouth taste bad, but no i will never stick a penis in my mouth, I'm not gay.